Sunday, 30 April 2017

Beware of doctors, engineers and professors

Today’s English
April 30th, 2017

Professors, doctors and engineers are, no doubt,  respectable people of noble professions.    This sounds true as long as the noun forms associated with them are considered. If you look at the verb forms related to them, you are likely to feel that a bit of curse has fallen on them, or something hidden with them is brought to light.

Doctor (verb):

The verb form doctor has two meanings: (i) to change documents illegally in order to trick  somebody, ii) to poison food or to add something harmful to food

1. The police arrested him for doctoring the documents.
2. He doctored the food and tried to kill his friend.

Engineer(verb)
The word “engineer” when used as a verb means “to arrange a meeting cleverly and secretly especially to your advantage.”  It is synonymous with “contrive", plot, scheme and plan illegally.

1. He engineered the meeting to take revenge on his enemies.
2. The meeting engineered in her private chamber was not known to anyone.

Profess(verb):
If the word writer has emerged from write, singer from sing and actor from act, one is likely to infer that the word professor must have derived from profess.  The verb form profess means “to pretend". Though oxford dictionary says that its origin is from a Latin verb “profiteri” meaning “to declare publicly”, it also agrees with the meaning – “claim to have a quality when it is not".

1. He professed to have the knowledge of computer. (=He pretended to have…)
2. He professed as if he knew everything.

Just for fun!
(A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumber-type things for a while, and handed the doctor a bill for $600.
The doctor exclaimed, "This is ridiculous! I don't even make that much as a doctor!."
The plumber quietly answered, "Neither did I when I was a doctor.")

Friday, 28 April 2017

Don’t say yesterday night and today evening.

Today’s English
April 29th, 2017

Everyone of us will agree that there are some rules for using prepositions but one can rightly use majority of prepositions only by practice. Some common mistakes in the use of prepositions of time are given below:

Prepositions at, on and in  should not be used before timing nouns if the adjectives (last, next, every) are used.

1. I met my friend on Friday.
            I met my friend last Friday. (Not on last Friday)
2. The exam will be conducted in October.
The cancelled exam will be conducted next July.(Not in next July)
3. I wake up early in the morning.
I wake up early every morning. (Not at every morning)

Yesterday, tomorrow and today will not take any prepositions before them. You can say yesterday morning, tomorrow evening and so on but today should not be used with morning, afternoon and evening. Instead, you have to say this morning, this afternoon, this evening:

1. I went there yesterday morning.
I met him on the way this morning. (Not today morning)
2. Let us join with you tomorrow afternoon.
We are leaving for Chennai this afternoon. (Not today afternoon)

Similarly the word “night" cannot be used with yesterday and today though it can be used with tomorrow.  Instead of yesterday night and today night, you have to say “last night" and “tonight” respectively.
1. It was retelecast last night. (Not yesterday night)
2. There is a surprise for you tonight. (Not today night)

“Yesterday is gone. Tomorrow has not yet come. We have only today. Let us begin.”
- Mother Teresa

Beware of English expressions

Today’s English
April 28th, 2017

Nobody would like to wish their friends “break a leg" if they are going to take up exams, interviews or matches. but, you know, there is nothing wrong in that.  Break a leg is an English expression that simply means “good luck"

1. Friend 1: I'm gonna participate in a bike race today.
Friend 2: Break a leg.
2. I wished my sister, “break a leg", while going to her semester exam.

Similarly if your friend says that his father has bought the farm, don’t think that his father is a rich person and you may visit the farm one day. Don’t say congratulations. Because the expression “buy the farm” means “to die”.

1. Since he bought the farm, his family suffered a lot financially.
2. Before I buy the farm, I will make settlements for my family members.

In English, as the aforesaid one, “kick the bucket” also means “to die". Hence be careful in using English idioms.

“As flies to wanton boys are we to th' gods,
They kill us for their sport.”  - in Shakespeare’s” King Lear, Act 4, Scene 1


Materials : Kalpana Chawla - Sky is the limit

“Sky is the Limit’’ is about a small town girl Kalpana Chawla. Kalpana Chawla was the first Indian women to travel to space. Determined to pursue a career in aeronautics, she joined aeronautical engineering at the Punjab Engineering College, Chandigarh. Since her dream was to mingle with the stars, further education to achieve her dream was only available abroad. She got admission in the University of Texas for a Masters in Aeronautical Science in 1982, but her father did not have any time to hear about her big plans. Unable to share with her father her US college admission she somehow convinced her father to allow her to go to the US. Her father permitted her on one condition that Kalpana’s brother had to accompany her.

Kalpana’s brother joined the flight school and the authorities wanted a written consent from the guardian. But her father refused. Her brother’s words, “Everyone fights their own battles,” motivated her to get the pilot’s license for airplane and glider.

 She wanted to be an astronaut. The training required immense level of fitness to experiencing the pull of gravity would increase the pulse rate from 72 to 102 within seconds. In 1996, she started off on her path to the ‘Milky way.’

Her second space flight came to her in 2000. “Doing it again is like living a dream – a good dream once again” said Chawla. On 1st February 2003, the space shuttle exploded  with Kalpana and other six crew members.

Kaplana created a place for herself. She serves as a source of inspiration to many young women to think beyond horizons and reach for the stars.

 About Kalpana Chawla - Sky is the Limit
Kalpana Chawla to be first Asian woman astronaut on the Space Shuttle
Lavina Melwani, New York

Who would have thought that a young Indian girl with her feet firmly on the ground would one day fly into the heavens? While for most people outer space is uncharted territory, for Dr. Kalpana Chawla, it is reality, a place she will surely find herself visiting in the next few years. The 34-year-old Indian-American came a bit closer to her goal when she graduated from NASA's astronaut training program in 1995 along with 22 other trainees, including five women. When she applied to the NASA program, there were 2,000 candidates, out of which only 23 were chosen. She is the first Asian woman astronaut.

Chawla is scheduled to blast off in October, 1997, on board the shuttle Colombia. During 16 days in orbit, the specialists will study the affects of microgravity on a variety of materials, focusing on how materials, including metal and crystals, solidify when removed from the distorting affects of gravity. Takao Doi, the first Japanese astronaut, will conduct a space walk.

"The training was really exciting, a lot of fun. In fact, it would be hard to top the experience!" says the effervescent, petite astronaut who looks far too young to hold a doctorate. She told India West that the NASA doctor who interviewed her after an x-ray asked if she was a vegetarian. When she said she always had been, the doctor told her with a grin that he knew that to be the case because, "everything inside is so clean."

A native of Karnal, India, and now an American citizen, she has a bachelor of science degree in aeronautical engineering from Punjab Engineering College and a master of science degree in aerospace engineering from University of Texas. In 1988 she earned a doctorate in aerospace engineering from the University of Colorado.

For 14 months, Chawla and her fellow trainees underwent rigorous training at the Johnson Space Center in Houston, Texas, working with mock-up shuttles, motion-base simulators, T-38 jets and parasails. They also experienced survival training on land and water, in Florida. Says Chawla: "A lot of our training was finding malfunctions and learning survival skills. We had a simulator of the space shuttle cockpit where all the switch layouts and the displays are identical to the real thing."
Also memorable was the water survival training which prepares astronauts for mishaps if they land in the water. The trainees were launched from the deck of a boat by parachute. After landing in the water, they had to wait for the rescuers to turn up. Chawla said, "They don't tell you when they'll come, but you know at the end of the day someone will get you."

So, while most Indian women are Earth-bound, how is Kalpana Chawla daring to reach for the skies and beyond, especially given her very traditional family background? Her father, Banarsi Lal, is a businessman and her mother, Syongita, a housewife. Coming from a conservative background, they were not keen for her to go to the US. Yet, as Chawla explains about her family, they have retained the best of old values while remaining open to the new. She says, "They are conservative, but in a strange way. I think they are very different from lots of other parents. For example, my father never gave me a hard time on career choices. There was no, 'No, absolutely not.' You could always say, 'But--I want to do it.' If you said it enough times then you would have it. I think in families that are truly conservative, you don't even dare ask."

Indeed, Chawla has always marched to the beat of her own drummer. A passionate flyer, she holds commercial pilot's licenses for single and multi-engine airplanes and single-engine seaplanes, and enjoys flying aerobatics and tail-wheel airplanes.

She believes that mothers, even those living in a traditional society, can make things easier for their daughters by not pressing them to conform to society's norms. Says Chawla: "I think I wouldn't even call my mom conservative, though she is from a conservative family, and I think everyone thinks of her that way. But as far back as I can remember, she's always said that you really must do what pleases you." Once in the US, Chawla was able to map out a path to her goals. She was hired by MCAT Institute, San Jose, California, as a scientist to support research in the area of powered lift at NASA Ames Research Center, California, in 1988. She was responsible for simulation and analysis of flow physics pertaining to the operation of powered-lift aircraft such as the Harrier in ground effect.

When you come from a certain background in India, when you reach the right age, you are expected to have an arranged marriage and do things the way they are done in the community. Chawla, however, found and married her own man, American flying instructor Jean Pierre Harrison, who shares her passion for flying.

Kalpana Chawla has successfully blended her Indian values with her Western education. She didn't have any role models in the workplace while growing up, so how did she believe enough in herself to go in for something which was considered totally a man's job? She says, "I honestly didn't think of it that way. When I joined engineering, there were only seven girls in the whole engineering college. I was the first girl to go into aerospace engineering. The department chair kept trying to channel me into electrical or mechanical, and I thought this is weird, why is he trying to do that?" Finally, the professor got the message that she was determined to pursue aerospace engineering, and he would tell his other students, all males, "She's here because this is what she wants to do." She adds, "That's the message I'd want to give other women: do something because you really want to do it. So even if it is a goal which is not necessarily within reach--it may be something which only a handful can do--but if you really like what you do, then you've never really lost anything. But if you're doing it just for the goal, and don't enjoy the path, then I think you're cheating yourself.

"Do something because you really want to do it. If you're doing it just for the goal, and don't enjoy the path, then I think you're cheating yourself."

Dr. Kalpana Chawla
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Preflight Interview: Kalpana Chawla

The STS-107 Crew Interview with Kalpana Chawla, mission specialist.
For starters, can you please give me a brief overview of what the crew is going to do on the mission? What's it all about? And, explain the goals of the mission.
As you know, ours is a research science mission. And, it's dual shift to top that. It's the first flight of the Research Double Module from Spacehab. We'll be conducting basically 16 days' worth of microgravity research in two shifts a day. So, that's 16 hours plus of work every day. We have experiments from lots of different areas. There are experiments from Earth sciences, physical sciences, and life sciences. And, in all these three areas, there are a number of very interesting experiments. For example in Earth sciences, we have a payload from Israel, which is the MEIDEX (Mediterranean Dust Experiment from Israel) where we are going to be studying aerosols and dust particles over Earth. Mostly over the Mediterranean, so that there can be some validation done of ground-based studies at the same times. But, if there's a dust storm during our flight, any place on Earth, then there would be a request made to do MEIDEX experiments on orbit. And, the purpose is so that we can do climactic studies better than we can right now. So, in the Earth sciences area, there's also another experiment called SOLSE. SOLSE is going to study the ozone distribution in the vertical over the Earth's atmosphere. As you know, the ozone distribution is very closely tied to the health of our planet, so it's very crucial to understand if it changes over time, and how much it changes, and what the causes are. Along with this, there is another experiment, which is in our payload bay, which is going to measure the solar constant. And, again, the idea is to relate that to the study of climate in Earth. That's probably [the] bulk of the experiments which are tied to Earth sciences or climactic studies. The second area, which is very exciting to me personally (because it ties to some of my background), is physical sciences. In there, we have studies from a wide area of research in materials. For example, crystal growth under the umbrella of Zeolite Crystal Growth Experiment. There's another one called Mechanics of Granular Materials, where we're trying to study how liquefaction of sands in coastal areas can have an impact on buildings and structures, especially during earthquakes. In the same area, we have [a] combustion module that we are carrying on board. It's a very large facility. And, in this particular module, we're going to carry out three different experiments to study flames of different varieties. And, we can talk about that at length a bit later. So this is the physical sciences area. And, there's tons more experiments. Finally, a lot of study's being done in the third area, the life sciences area. There are experiments from Johnson Space Center, from the European Space Agency and literally from tens of thousands of researchers and students across the world. In this latter category, we have experiments in protein crystal growth. In protein crystal growth, all these different researchers, they are trying to aim at growing bigger protein crystals so that you can characterize what a particular protein looks like. And, once you know that, you can have better ways of coming up with countermeasures for the bad proteins they are tied to, for example, some disease. We have four different lockers in which we have anywhere from 200 to a thousand experiments within each locker. And, within each locker, for example, 10 of the experiments might be sponsored by one pharmaceutical company. Another 10 might be sponsored by another research organization. And, so on. So, it's really totally incredible the amount of participation that's there in the protein crystal growth experiments in the life sciences area. The other experiments are trying to get a better handle of human physiology in space by studying either humans (four of our crewmembers are actually going to be participating in detailed measurements of certain aspects of human biology) or, in some cases, we are studying some other life forms to understand [the] effect of microgravity on those life forms. And, then later try to determine how these are tied to human physiology. Besides these three very wide areas, there are a lot of experiments which are in the education area. Students are flying these experiments. And, finally, I'd just like to add, there are a few experiments which are tied to Space Station so that these technologies can be used on Space Station. We are going to fly them on our flight, and later they can be used on the Space Station.
And, there are a multitude of experiments. And, you've touched on some of them. And most of these experiments have goals or purposes. But, is there, in a nutshell, an overall goal of the mission for NASA? Why is NASA flying the mission? Is there an overall goal?
The overall objective of flying all of these experiments is basically to, in some cases, simply to understand. In some cases, to better understand processes. Be it physical processes; be it processes in the area of Earth sciences (how climate works). Be it life sciences, where we are trying to figure out proteins, for example which are tied to human life so closely - what their structure is - so we can come up with a better idea of how the proteins work, period. And then, figure out how they interact. So, the overall objective, in a nutshell, it would be fair to say is: to try to understand or better understand physical processes on Earth, be they in the area of life sciences or materials or climate.
Can you give some insight into why we need to go to space to conduct some of the same research that's being conducted on Earth? Basically, what importance does microgravity have on these experiments, and what advantages does microgravity offer for them?
Sure. Really, we go to space for two reasons. Sometimes we get [a] better advantage because there's [a] microgravity environment. In that case, we are basically trying to do a few things. For example there are certain things on Earth which are very complex, very closely tied processes. For example turbulence on Earth is very closely tied to soot formation in flames. Since these two things are so closely tied and they are both very complex things, it's very hard on Earth to decouple them to understand why is this thing happening? Is this because of turbulence? Is this because of soot formation? So, we try to go to space so we can decouple the effect of gravity out of some of the equations. So the equation set or the governing principles for a process can be made simpler. So, we can say: This will process. In the absence of gravity, this is how it works. And then, we can try to understand: Okay, if we add gravity to it, that's when these other things happen. A simple example: there might be, for example, on Earth when you are mixing two things (like oil and vinegar) and they separate. So, if you're trying to make a material out of these two things, you are forever having to indulge in a very active process of mixing these together. And, it causes a new physics to happen because you are mixing these two things. So, there's a swirling motion involved now. How does that impact the upcoming material? You go to space, and the two things are just dispersed into each other. And so, the effect of gravity or the absence of gravity then helps to make the process simpler and, therefore, helps us understand the physics better. In the same vein, the second thing is that crystals, which is a very important field that we have carried into microgravity, in the absence of gravity, you can grow bigger crystals. It does not matter what kind of crystals they are; you can simply grow them bigger. If you can grow them bigger, it helps you characterize the behavior. Not really the behavior. The structure of these crystals. In materials, it's very important to know what the structure of this crystal is so you can figure out when it mixes with something else what's going to happen. In life sciences, in protein crystals, if you can understand what the structure of this crystal is, that leads you to forming the key on how to make this particular protein mate with another protein. So those are the areas where you can help remove gravity and then do better in microgravity. The second reason, which is really totally different, is that in space, you are going to go study, for example, the one experiment I mentioned, the ozone distribution. This is just a better vantage point. You are above the Earth's atmosphere. You are trying to look at the limb, and so you can see what's going on in ozone distribution in the vertical layer of our atmosphere. We are not doing astronomy experiments. But, you've heard, there are lots of space shuttle missions dedicated to doing astronomy experiments. And, once again, you are going to space not necessarily for microgravity but it gives you a better vantage point, better seeing, for example.
Some people may be expecting the research on this mission to yield immediate solutions to problems or to theories or whatever. But that's not necessarily [the] case. Can you explain and describe, for someone who's not a scientist and not involved in scientific research, what the place of research is and the scientific problem-solving process or theory-proving process?
It's actually quite surprising that generally, when we are carrying out research, how we do it in a very formed manner where we know in stage one we are going to study certain parameters and their effect on certain processes. In doing so, sometimes we validate our assumptions, and sometimes we learn new lessons. And, our assumptions, we find out, were not correct. So, we go on to the next step and so on. In microgravity research, [a] lot of times in the early Eighties, for example, the assumptions we had made were not all true. Sometimes we thought simply going to microgravity would allow us to make better materials because of the absence of buoyancy-driven connection. But, we found in space, there is another type of connection, which starts to play a more dominant role. So, we are learning. It does not mean that we don't go to the third step, which is, "Okay, now. We know this is the reason this thing is not working in space. How do we overcome that?" Then, we try to find out how to overcome that. And, so the real process happens in stages. You go through the first stage, and the second stage, and so on. It's not really true that all of the experiments have this tough path at this stage in the ballgame of spaceflight research because as you know, this particular mission is the first commercial flight of Double Research Module. So, there are a lot of experiments which are actually sponsored by commercial companies which, given the benefit of past research, are now looking for quicker return on what they are doing. Some areas that I could mention along these lines are, for example, the Zeolite Crystal Growth payload, where the investigators and the researchers are trying to come up with materials, these are advanced materials which can be used to, for example, store hydrogen at room temperature. Why would you want to do that? So that you can use hydrogen as a fuel as opposed to using things that we use as fuel today for street vehicles. It's very hard to store hydrogen at room temperatures. But, these advanced materials have these capabilities that hydrogen just stays mated to the material. There are a number of materials in this category. For example, better dye retention on pictures - as in photography or newspapers. The print being held to the paper with the dye better than it does today, so that it stays there over a longer period of time. All of these experiments in the zeolite area are actually sponsored by commercial partners. And, they are actually looking for a quick return so that, when these materials are made they bring them back, look at the crystals and then try to figure out which particular material could have been added in the higher proportion to get the effect that they were really seeking. Likewise in the protein crystal area, the pharmaceutical companies that are participating are looking for quicker returns than the conventional way we look at science, which is sometimes just thinking it's for better understanding. So I would say we have experiments in both varieties at this stage in spaceflight research due to the past benefits of all the research that has been done. Be it, for example, the Zeolite crystals or the protein crystals for pharmaceutical companies.
You mentioned the dual work shift. Can you talk a little bit about what that is? And, why it's necessary on this mission?
We are a dual-shift mission because the extent of science, the experiments we are carrying, is just very, very large. There is simply no way to carry out that kind of science with just one shift. You might say, if we have seven people on one shift, they could just divvy up the experiments and, hence, you should be able to do the same number of things. The issue is that on our Orbiter, there are lots of attitude requirements. The Orbiter should be in a certain attitude to do, for example, the ozone measurements. In a different attitude to do, for example, the dust measurements. In a free-drift attitude, meaning that no jets should be firing and it's just drifting (hence the word free drift) to do some of our very microgravity-sensitive experiments. For example, one of the combustion module experiments needs a very quiescent environment. So, because of these very extensive requirements on what sort of attitude the Orbiter should be in, and what kind of microgravity environment is required, you sort of need to take advantage of the whole day. And it really helps to use the crew much more efficiently by doing that.
The research on this mission spans a wide range of origins. It originates from various parts of the world. Some of those places the crew has visited to familiarize yourselves with the experiments. Can you give us some insight into your thoughts about what it's like to be on a mission like this, that's not only fostering a continued awareness of other parts of the world, but helping those parts of the world maybe solve some of the problems that they may be encountering and the benefits they maybe could reap from this mission?
Yeah, it's indeed true that on our mission there are experiments from all over. It really surprises me even now that when we look at for a particular experiment or payload on our flight, how many different researchers are participating to get things done. I think it's the nature of world economics at present where there are extensive collaborations amongst partner countries to come up with better technologies. And they do share these technologies with each other. For example in the protein crystal growth experiment the number of researchers is literally in thousands. And, they are collaborating with each other, with their ideas on how better to do these experiments. And the benefits in an area like this are really to all of the humanity. Because if you find out something better in that area, that's obviously going to benefit us all. Another area which really stands out, we have some experiments which sit in the payload bay which are looking at technologies for heat rejection for spacecraft. You know we fly satellites in space vehicles, and they produce heat. And, one of the big technical impediments out there is how to reject heat and stay healthy in space. So there are three different ideas on technologies on how best to reject heat from three different countries in Europe. The really good thing is: when the results come back, you can really say how these technologies work, which one is better for certain areas or certain environments in space. For example, you are always looking at the Sun versus always looking at Earth. But in the end, the benefits are really had by all.
And personally, how does it make you feel to have a part in something that is, in a way, advancing or bringing the global community even closer? I mean, it was this far away--
Right.
--but now it's still coming closer together. Personally, how do you feel about that?
It is very gratifying and humbling. And, it really is incredible to see that there are all these countries that are participating in this research. And, basically, they have one goal, which is to better understand these processes and then be able to use the benefits that come out of them. What's really interesting in a scientific community is when you go to one place and you know about some of the rifts some of these people might be having. But in this room, these six scientists from six different countries are together. And, they are trying to do something which is totally mind-boggling. And, to sit with them and talk to them and understand, you know, their fears and concerns on if their assumptions are wrong; but if everything that they've done is right and some big benefit can come out of it, it's just tremendously gratifying to have been there and be a part of that process and to help them carry out their experiments in space.
There's obviously no rendezvous and no docking in this mission or undocking. But you still have to get to space and then return to Earth. And, there are processes for doing that. Can you explain what's going to go on on the way up? What are the duties? What will you be doing? What's the process? And, also, for the return trip to Earth. If you can just kind of nutshell those two processes.
I am very excited to serve as the Flight Engineer on the flight. On ascent the flight deck crew is basically monitoring the systems. Flight Engineer's job is to make sure all systems are working nominally by glancing at the different meters and displays in an organized fashion and to diagnose malfunctions, if any, respond to those malfunctions, and help the Commander and Pilot execute their procedures if there is a malfunction. And then, to sort of have a big picture: If there's a malfunction, how does it impact us? A minute from now? Five minutes from now? And, so on. Before we have main engine cutoff versus after we have main engine cutoff. So for ascent and entry, basically that's the role I serve in. On orbit as Flight Engineer we get daily uplinks, in case of systems not working nominally if we have to deorbit then what particular information bits and pieces we can use to determine at what time we should do the deorbit burn, which landing sites are available to us, etc. We get this information every day. So, we process it on board so we know, at all times, that these are the paths we have open to us. As a crew, we spend a fair amount of time in our ascent and entry simulators training for these sort of tasks. Besides the Flight Engineer duties as you know, this mission is dedicated to research science. And, all of us - all seven of us - basically are very busy and timelined to the full extent to carry out research every day. So basically during our wake-up hours, we are busy doing the experiments that we are timelined to do. So day after day, different experiments; that's what we do.
And that starts shortly after you guys reach orbit. Can you tell us what the process of activating experiments, when that starts? Activating the modules, when that starts? And explain what you and your crewmates will be doing at that point in the flight.
The main engines shut off just 8½ minutes after launch. And after that, basically the whole crew is working to get the Orbiter ready for orbit. The flight deck crew is busy working to target the OMS burn we do to get to orbit. And the middeck crew is busy trying to get switches and systems in [the] right order so that in that upcoming phase of flight, everything is [as] it's supposed to be. About two hours into our mission, Laurel Clark and Ilan Ramon, my crewmates, are ready to open the hatch to Spacehab and start activating the Spacehab systems. Both of those crewmembers - Ilan and Laurel - are from the Red Shift. Red shift is the same shift I am on and Commander Rick Husband is on. Four of us will work the longer day when we get on orbit. We are the wake-up crew, you might say. The other shift, the Blue Shift - which is our Pilot Willie McCool, David Brown, Mission Specialist, and Mike Anderson, who's our Payload Commander - three of them basically, after helping out with trying to get the Orbiter in [the] right configuration for the early period of the mission, we have to make sure they can go to sleep so that when we go to sleep, it's time for them to wake up. We basically share the same sleep stations, so we have to get them up so we can go to sleep. And then they can take the helm of the ship and start working the science experiments, etc. So after two hours, we basically start to think that four of us, on the Red Shift, really need to get Spacehab and the Orbiter working for rest of the mission. Willie McCool from the Blue Shift would help set up our laptop network in that early period. Dave Brown would help activate the FREESTAR experiment, which is back in the payload bay. Ilan and Laurel, as I mentioned, activate Spacehab. I work with the Commander for the first half-hour or so of that later period to get our computers (the Orbiter computers) in the right configuration for on-orbit operations. And then shortly thereafter I work with Laurel and Ilan. And, my job is to activate a number of experiments, which are in the Research Double Module. Shortly thereafter, three of us (Ilan, myself, and Laurel), we are working on different parts of Spacehab, setting up equipment for experiments that we're going to be doing. I'm doing the video setup with a number of boxes, so we can give video downlink to ground for the experiments that do need to send video downlink. We start to deploy equipment in Spacehab. Our computers, cameras, equipment that we need for housekeeping, our Flight Data File (the procedure books that we need to use to carry out any of the procedures). So, the first day is very busy, basically, in getting experiments started which are mostly passive. Where we just have to turn them on, or some experiments where we need to do a setup so we can perform them in the upcoming hours. And then, all of the housekeeping tasks- be it deploying the laptops, the network of laptops, the video equipment, and so on.
Talk a little bit about some of the operation and the purpose of some of the specific experiments that you're going to be working with. We touched a little bit on MEIDEX before (the Mediterranean Israeli Test Experiment). Can you give us a little bit of insight into the operation of the process? How it operates and a little bit more about what it's for and what it does.
The MEIDEX experiment is sponsored by Israel, as you know, is basically looking at aerosols and dust particles in Earth's atmosphere. It does that by using special cameras, which are mounted in the payload bay. For part of the mission, our goal is to look at these aerosols and dust particles in conjunction with ground. So, people on ground can also look at [the] same dust particles and aerosols so we can validate the information from space with information from ground. We would also be looking at dust particles and aerosols during [the] rest of our mission when ground cannot necessarily look at these particles. And at that time, we can use the knowledge that we would have gained by having done the validation for simultaneous studies. The main purpose for studying aerosols and dust particles is because they play a big role in how climate works. And climate is a very global topic. It's not: if climate in U.S. is bad, it doesn't really matter because it just affects us and nobody else. Bad climate or bad emissions of particles anywhere on Earth would ultimately impact us all. And in fact the impact happens in a very short duration of time. It's not something we can ignore by saying, "Oh, this is a problem that's not worthy of our immediate attention." Within the MEIDEX experiment, perhaps one of the intriguing and very captivating studies is study of sprites. Which is, when there are lightning storms we've observed with certain aircraft that there's upward emitting lightning. Long time ago, if people were flying an aircraft and they observed this, nobody would want to believe. It's, you know, you are [imagining] these things. But, over time, people have come to understand that this is real. Though we don't really understand how it works, the physics behind it. This particular experiment, study of sprites, when there are lightning storms, has captivated the imagination of tens of researchers on ground. So, even though it's a secondary experiment on MEIDEX a lot of researchers on ground have found out about it and now they are participating with ground studies simultaneous with the space shuttle studies. Again to correlate data. So, if you see it from above, what information [do] you get? And, the same information and looked from below means what? For better understanding of how it might work. Tied with sprites [are] blue jets, a similar phenomenon related to lightning. So, there are all these very neat, interesting concepts in climate which are secondary objectives which a lot of researchers are now participating in. Our on-orbit operations basically mean that we give commands to the cameras, which are in the payload bay. Using computers, we type out the commands and direct these cameras to look in the right region. The space shuttle, by that time, is already in [the] correct attitude. It's looking at Earth at places where it ought to be looking at for studying dust particles, aerosols, or sprites, which would mean a slightly different attitude. And we would collect video data from the cameras and send it to ground for analysis, real time. Which is delayed by about a day. And, also later after the mission. In the MEIDEX experiment, there are ground studies planned where the Tel Aviv University in conjunction with a number of other research organizations is planning to fly small aircraft, which are fully instrumented; and they will fly these pre-designed trajectories through the region where there is dust and aerosols. For example, going in one direction and then the other direction for specified durations of time with the specified increments in altitude so that they have a very good idea of how these things are distributed. Of course, something like that on Earth, they are unable to do everywhere on Earth. So, the region where this is to be done is very limited. The space shuttle-based studies will definitely include the regions where ground studies are being done so we can have a good correlation. But, the space shuttle will also study other regions on Earth where there is dust. For example, if there's a big dust storm during our mission, then more than likely we would be asked to do MEIDEX studies for that. It's quite probable that the dust storm is over a region where the aircraft studies cannot be done, because it's very remote. For that particular case, the idea is to use the knowledge gained from the region where we have the ability to validate space-based study with Earth-based aircraft study. So, both of these aspects are going to be carried out.
Another experiment is the CM-2, the Combustion Module-2. Can you explain just what it is? Not so much about the experiments just yet. What is the CM-2?
CM-2 is Combustion Module. It's basically two very big facilities. You might say they are [the] size of a very large family-size refrigerator. And we are going to carry three different experiments. They are all flames-related experiments. One of these is to understand how soot forms. Soot is a bad thing on Earth. A lot of people die from soot inhalation. The second one is to understand the leanest mixture settings at which we can burn a fuel, and this is to understand fuel efficiency better. And, [the] third one is how to extinguish fires using nontoxic materials. Because right now, most of our fire suppression technologies use materials which are not very good for us. So, we get rid of the fire, then we are unable to enter the same area for a while. So, this third experiment actually uses water droplets to extinguish fires. And, it could have potential uses later on - on Earth, of course, and also in space; for example, the space station to take care of any problems that might arise.
Let's talk a little bit about the operation of those experiments. Earlier you were talking about the mist experiment. How does that operate? What will the crew be doing during that experiment?
All three combustion module experiments are very hands-on and obviously a lot of fun for [the] operator to work with. Let's use, for example, the MIST experiment. What we do in this telephone booth-size or family refrigerator-size module that we have: we can insert the experiment, which is sort of like the size of a big microwave oven, inside this module. The experiment itself has hardware where there is a little camera to monitor what's going on; a little capacitor, which is charged with water so it can spray water droplets; it can inject them at different sizes; we can control, to a degree, the speed at which the droplets are injected. So, the experiment itself is a self-contained unit. We take it out from the storage location, insert it inside the big module. There are some large cables that we hook up. A big cable to supply power to the experiment, a cable for data so that data that is being collected can be brought out via a laptop and then sent to ground for real-time analysis (in this case), and also video information is coming out from the experiment which is again rerouted to us and to ground for real-time recording and real-time downlink. We do the experiment setup a few times. We insert it in the module. We might have to do it again to, for example, change the little unit which controls the size of droplets. But once it's inside, we can carry on, for example, 12 different studies where we are looking at the effect of different parameters on the flame. So, part of the experiment will help generate a flame. We have a little laptop, using which we control when things happen. The flame gets generated, and then the water particles or the water mist gets injected onto the flame. All of this is captured on video and data, which is recorded and seen real time and downlinked real time. After the experiment is done, a little later we'll start with the second parametric study where we are varying something else and carry on the same test run yet again. So, to give you a certain idea: In MIST, for example, we do 36 different parametric studies, which basically are done one after another. Some of these are, actually a large number of these are, commanded by ground. After we get the setup done [the] first time and make sure that the first study is correct and things are now going smoothly, then ground can take over and do rest of the studies.
And, another experiment to be conducted within that module is SOFBALL or Structures of Flame Balls at Low Lewis Numbers. Can you tell us a little bit about the operation of that?
SOFBALL is actually a very exciting study. And, it perhaps is one which has its basis more in theory than the other experiments. So, those people who are into theoretical chemistry would love the genesis of this particular experiment. Long time ago, there's this Russian scientist, Zeldovich and he figured out, just by looking at the equations, [that] if you did not have gravity, then you should be able to get flame balls rather than regular flames. And, this would happen if you are burning a mixture at its leanest setting. Meaning the fuel composition is very, very low. When we say a mixture is rich, we mean there's lot of fuel. Leaner setting meaning: the smallest amount of fuel that will support combustion. So, he predicted that, and that was the end of story. It's just written in books. And then, lo and behold, there's this professor at University of California, Dr. Ronney, and he has been involved with combustion studies for a while and does drop tower tests. Where you come up with little combustion experiments which are dropped in these big towers that you might have heard of and then you get less than a second worth of science study out of these. And, it's all videotaped. And, you break it, frame by frame, and see what happened. And in one of these studies, he discovered there were flame balls. And, he was just totally amazed that much has happened in other areas where Einstein, for example, predicted bending of light and much, much later it was validated. Similarly this was predicted lots of years before [it was] seen by Ronney, and then he came up with the idea of validating it in space. With the potential benefit, again, you should always be tied to something in real life, that if we can understand that flame balls really work, then this can help us better understand combustion modeling. Combustion modeling is one of the toughest fields out there where we are still trying to figure out, based on just theory and equations, that: If I solve this problem on computer, can I get the real result? And, of course, any time we can do that, we save a lot of resources, as has been shown, for example, in the area of aircraft design. You know, commercial companies routinely now use aerodynamics modeling to come up with aircraft design. In the case of combustion modeling, we have been really lacking because it's a very complex field, and we are unable to tie all the things together. So, if we can understand this yet one simple component of this whole equation and see how it works, it helps us get one step further. So, as I mentioned, this experiment has flown once before. A lot of very interesting parametric studies are planned for our flight because Professor Ronney's better able to predict that these flame balls should be able to last for a matter of hours. And, the Orbiter will be in free drift during those times to minimize any disturbances from jet firings, for example. And then, collect video data, temperature data, and tie it to the modeling equations. I think this should prove to be very interesting.
The third experiment within that module that you've touched on already: LSP Laminar Soot Process. Can you briefly explain the operation of that experiment?
Laminar Soot experiment, much like the MIST and SOFBALL experiment, has its own experiment module that, as far as we are concerned, will integrate it- the microwave oven-size module- inside the bigger refrigerator-size module, connect the cables so that commands can flow in, data can come out, power can go in, etc. Once we've done that, the experiment is basically looking at flames and looking at the limit of flame where soot is formed. Soot is collected in these collection banks, they call, and temperature data is collected real time. All of this is to be looked at later on based on the assumptions the scientists have. By having these 12 parameters, we'll be able to tell how this thing works. Why are we studying soot in space? Or what's the benefit? Or, why is there a need to do this in space? It's because, on Earth, soot is generally produced by turbulent flames. Turbulence and soot, which is combustion chemistry, are two of the most complicated fields. It's almost impossible to solve the equations or model them so that you have both of these players in. It would be really very nice if one of these can be chucked out. Well, if you throw away soot, then you cannot study soot. If you throw away turbulence, then how do you study soot? Because turbulence is the process behind it. We do know, though, that laminar diffusion flames, which are very similar to turbulent flames (they mimic all of their characteristics), also cause soot. But, where do we generate laminar diffusion place, flames? Only place to do that is in microgravity. Hence, going to space. So, you go to space, use microgravity to dissociate turbulence from the equation so that you just have laminar diffusion flames, which mimic everything that the turbulent flame was doing yet does not have the complicated math behind it, yet generates soot. So, that's the reason of going to space with this experiment. So, like I said before, the potential is twofold. One, of course, soot is bad. It would really help to figure out what generates it and how to eliminate. And second, besides that, any time we can model the governing processes better than we can do today, we are better off. Because now we know how this works. And, we can know the answer in advance rather than doing the experiment and then figuring out, "Oh, this is what happened."
You've touched on the MGM experiment before, the Mechanics of Granular Materials. Can you briefly explain how that experiment will be operated? What's the operation procedure?
The Mechanics of Granular experiment is housed in the Spacehab Double Research module. It sits kind of at the aft wall, has one big double locker - a locker is size of a microwave, you might say - has big double locker associated with it. What we have there is a test cell. The test cell is about 18 inches long. It's triangular in its cross-section. You can see through it. And, inside it, it has sand. When the test cell is placed where it's supposed to be located inside the double locker, there are three cameras, which can look at this test cell from every direction. So, that allows you to see what's happening to the sand inside the test cell. In addition, the sand in the test cell is being pressurized by water. So, there's an accumulator. It's filled with water. There's hardware out there to supply water pressure onto the sand. So, what are we trying to do with it? The objective is to understand the process behind liquefaction of sand in coastal areas during, for example, earthquake. We want to study this because we still do not understand what happens during earthquakes when there are big buildings, which are sitting close to sandy areas. And, we used to think that when well-packed, these materials, like sand, should hold their structure and should be able to support buildings and other structures (human-made structures). But, that's not the case, as we've learned over time. And, it happens because sand liquefies with water in there. And it starts to flow much like a fluid, much like as if you did not even have a structure there to support this building or bridge that you had put up. So, the objective is to understand how does this liquefaction happen? What sort of water pressures are you dealing with when liquefaction becomes an issue? So you can know what is a good basis to go with, and where is the threshold after which it's a bad idea? And, further, if you were going to do reinforcements how should the sandy areas then be contained by these reinforcements?
BDS-05: Bioreactor Demonstration System. What is it? How does it work? And, what's the process?
The bioreactor experiment that we are working on is again housed in the Spacehab module. It's at the aft wall. It has two active lockers associated with it. And, [each] locker, as I mentioned, is size of a small microwave oven, if you will. What we are doing in there is basically growing cell tissue. On this particular flight, we are growing cell tissue to better understand prostate cancer. The cell tissue is inside a circular chamber. There is media, which is being used to help feed this cell tissue, so this tissue can grow bigger. And as a result, we have supply of media, nutrients, which the cell tissue can consume. So on orbit, we are doing operations where we are making sure that new media bags (bags filled with nutrient) are being fed to the cell tissue so it can grow. In addition, we are looking at the chamber on a regular basis to make sure everything is fine. The cells are growing bigger. The pH level, a litmus test basically; the level of how acid the medium is - is correct, is not too high, not too low. We do these checks on a daily basis. In addition we take out some of the cell sample and some of the media, using injections; and we analyze that, using chemical cartridges, to see what the constituents of interest are and their proportions are correct and are as expected. And if not, then we'll have to do some changes that we are trained to do. So, it's lots of care and feeding, basically, every day.
Can you talk a little bit about the interest you had growing up and maybe some of the things that may have put you on the road to NASA? How did you get here? What was it about science that intrigued you? That helped you?
When I was going to high school back in India, growing up, I think I was very lucky that we lived in a town which is a very small town and one of a handful of towns at that time which had flying clubs. And, we would see these small Pushpak airplanes, which are not much different from Piper J3 Cubs that you see in the U.S. that students were flying as part of their training programs. Me and my brother, sometimes we would be on bikes looking up, which you shouldn't be doing, trying to see where these airplanes were headed. Every once in a while, we'd ask my dad if we could get a ride in one of these planes. And, he did take us to the flying club and get us a ride in the Pushpak and a glider that the flying club had. I think that's really my closest link to aerospace engineering that I can dig deep down and find out, out there. Also growing up, we knew of this person, J. R. D. Tata in India, who had done some of the first mail flights in India. And also the airplane that he flew for the mail flights now hangs in one of the aerodromes out there that I had had a chance to see. Seeing this airplane and just knowing what this person had done during those years was very intriguing. Definitely captivated my imagination. And, even when I was in high school if people asked me what I wanted to do, I knew I wanted to be an aerospace engineer. In hindsight, it's quite interesting to me that just some of those very simple things helped me make up my mind that that's the area I wanted to pursue. During our school year in India, we have to figure out kind of early what particular subjects you want to pursue. Basically when you are in eighth grade, around 12 years of age, you have to pick up a track - whether you're going science (as in engineering) or science (as in medical). And, that probably is the earliest decision point when I said, "Since I'm going to do aerospace engineering, I'm going to study physics, chemistry, and math." And from then on, pretty much you are on a set track. And hoping, if, you know, this is what you want to do, and if it doesn't come out true that there are some other options that you have (which I did). And after pre-engineering, which is equivalent of 12th grade in US - by which time now you've been specializing in basically physics, chemistry, and math and some language - you are ready to go to an engineering college or another profession of your choice by taking part in exams or simply answering questionnaires and based on merit of your results. I was lucky to get into aerospace engineering at Punjab Engineering College. And really in my case the goal was, at that stage anyway, to be an aerospace engineer. The astronaut business is really, really farfetched for me to say, "Oh, at that time I even had an inkling of it." Aircraft design was really the thing I wanted to pursue. If people asked me what I wanted to do, I remember in the first year I would say, "I want to be a flight engineer." But, I am quite sure at that time, I didn't really have a good idea of what a flight engineer did. Because flight engineers do not do aircraft design, which was an area I wanted to pursue and did pursue in my career. And, it's sort of a nice coincident that that's what I am doing on this flight.
And can you tell us about some of the people in your life that inspired you, or maybe still inspire you, to do what you're doing now?

I think inspiration and tied with it is motivation. For me, definitely, it comes every day from people in all walks of life. It's easy for me to be motivated and inspired by seeing somebody who just goes all out to do something. For example, some of the teachers in high school. The amount of effort they put in to carry out their courses. The extra time they took to do experiments with us. And then, just the compliments they gave students for coming up with ideas - new ideas - [that], in hindsight, I wonder how they even had the patience to look at these. In general during my life, I would say I've been inspired by explorers. Different times during my life I've read books. More recently, say about Shackleton, the four or five books written by people in more recent times, and then during the expedition. And then some of the incredible feats these people carried out; like making [it] to the Pole almost, but making the wise decision to stop a hundred miles short and return. Lewis and Clark's incredible journey across America to find a route to water, if one existed. And, the perseverance and incredible courage with which they carried it out. Patty Wagstaff. You know, she started out kind of late flying aerobatic airplanes. And then had the where-with-all to say that she was going to take part in the championships. And then, became an unlimited U.S. champion three times in a row. And, that's not men's or women's; that's The Champion. There are so many people out there that just how they have done some incredible things. And how they inspire. You know, in explorers, Peter Matthiessen and how he has explored the whole world and chronicled life, animals and birds as they exist. And, he's done it by simply walking on his feet. You know, across [the] Himalayas. Across Africa. When I read about these people, I think the one thing that just stands out is their perseverance in how they carried out what they wished to carry out.

Thursday, 27 April 2017

The difference between zero hour and zero-hours

Today’s English
April 27th, 2017

Numbers are frequently used in our daily speech and how to use them without errors is a matter of great concern. Let's see few of the errors committed in the usage of numbers.

1. Eleven is pronounced as “ileven” -  /ɪˈlev.ən/ ,  not as “leven".  Many people wrongly pronounce by making the first vowel sound silent.

2. In English, numbers from 21 to 99 except the rounded numbers(thirty, forty, etc.) must be written with a hyphen.

Twenty-five (Not twenty five)
Eighty-six (Not eighty six)

3. Objects in a list should be written in figures, not in words.
Go to page 6. (Not page six)
In chapter 3/Act 4, the hero appears. (Not chapter three/act four)

4. Figures should not be used in the beginning of any English sentence.

Five students attended the class. (Not 5 students attended the class)
Eighteen is the age that makes one eligible for voting. (Not 18 is...)

5. After decimal point, members should be read individually, not collectively.

0.56 – point five six (Not zero point fifty-six)
3.42 – three point four two (Not three point forty-two)

6. When you read or write, in fractions, remember this point. If the numerator is 1, the denominator is singular. If the numerator is more than 1, the denominator is plural.

¼ - one fourth (Not one fourths)
3/4 – three fourths (Not three fourth)
1/2 – one half (Not half/ one second)

7. Percent is different from percentage. The word percent is used along with a specific number but the word percentage is used without a specific number.

54 % - fifty-four percent (Not fifty-four percentage)
The percentage of girls passing the exam is always higher than that of boys. (Not percent...)

8. Zero is represented by different words in English:
Nil = nothing (mostly used in sports and games to point “no score")

The score of our team is nil. (Our team scored nothing)
The balance in stock register was nil. (Nothing)
Don't use zero in the above places.

9. Null is not zero. It means "having no value" not and "not valid "(Used in computing and legal context). Null is different from zero since the former refers to total absence of a value in a database field.

The cell showed null as I didn’t enter any data.
The old G.O  became null and void because of the new one.

10. Zero is followed by a plural noun, not by a singular one.
Pure water freezes at zero degrees Celsius. (Not zero degree)

Do you know? : There is a difference between zero hour and zero-hours. The time immediately following the question hour in parliament is zero hour that’s normally 12 noon.  But zero-hours refers to a kind of employment in which the workers are paid only for the hours they work. The part time staff members at Govt. Polytechnic colleges, being zero-hours employees are paid only on hourly basis.

Tuesday, 25 April 2017

Why do you beat a dead horse?

Today’s English
April 26th, 2017

Though we try at our best, sometimes something may somehow fail. Life is not only going to be a bed of roses, but also a bed of thorns either to us or somebody close to us.  How to express the darker side of life, especially failures and disappointments is as important as dealing with the brighter side.

1. If all else fails = if everything goes wrong

If all else fails, let us resign the job.
If all else fails, we have to wind up the business.

2. Sink like a stone = to fail completely

The whole project sank like a stone.
His recent film sank like a stone.

3. To beat a dead horse = to waste your time and energy with no chance of success
All your ideas and attempts seem illogical. Why are you beating the dead horse?
I tried at my best to change my wife’s mind but it was just beating a dead horse.

4. Murphy’s law = if something can possibly go wrong, it will go wrong

Everyday she asked me, “Do you want money?” I said no. Today I need money but she says she has no money – that’s Murphy’s law.
The bus always comes late. Today I came  late but the bus went earlier, that’s Murphy’s law, isn’t it?

5. In vain = without success,

The Minister's efforts to stop evaporation of water ended in vain.
Why are trying in vain to persuade me to buy your worthless products?

6. Fall short of your expectations = to fail to reach the expected amount/standard

The sales fell short of my expectations.
I was shocked to see his performance fall short everyone’s expectations.

7. Go up in smoke = to fail completely
All our ideas have at last gone up in smoke.
Do you think it will go up in smoke?

8. Wither on the vine = to gradually destroy/disappear due to lack of support

His new business withered on the vine due to lack of customers.
The admissions came down year by year and the college withered on the vine.

“When sorrows come, they come not single spies
But in battalions.” – Claudius in Shakespeare’s “Hamlet”

Monday, 24 April 2017

One is not merely a number…

Today’s English
April 25th, 2017

The word “one" has several usages apart from using it as number 1 and at the same time non native speakers of English generally commit certain mistakes in using them. Let’s discuss few of them today:

1.Don’t repeat a noun. Use “one"

Would you like a costly watch or a cheap one? (Watch not to be repeated)
An inspiring message on WhatsApp will change your life just as a useless one will waste your time. (Message not to be repeated)

2.When you make general statement, especially to stress truth in it, use “one". (Here one is impersonal indefinite pronoun)

One cannot speak all the languages in the world.
To live in the present, one should forget the past and stop dreaming about future.

3.The plural of one is ones. You can also use one,  after this, that, these and those to avoid repetition.

Do you want this sari or that one? (Don’t repeat sari)
All your worn out things can be replaced by these new ones.

4.Don’t use one, after the uncountable.

Do you want hot water or cold?
Wrong usage: Do you want hot water or cold water/one?

5.Don’t use one "immediately after" these, those, possessive adjectives(Raju's, Uma's), and genitive adjectives(her, your, my…)

I would rather like those saris instead of these. (Not these ones)
Since I had no car, I borrowed Devarajan's. (Not Devarajan's car/one)
Your dress is more beautiful than mine. (Not my dress/my one)

6.Don’t use his or her instead of the possessive form one's

One should take care of one’s own health. (Not his own health)
One should first love one’s family before doing any social service.(Not his family)

7.Traditional English: "each other" versus "one another", but modern English: No difference. (Traditional grammar:  Each other should be used to refer to two people and one another should be used while talking about more than two people.)

The two friends were helpful to each other.
The members of the group helped one another by sharing useful messages they come to know.

“There is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved.” – George Sand, a French woman novelist.

Sunday, 23 April 2017

Who wears trousers in your family?

Today’s English
April 24th, 2017

Who makes all important decisions in a situation matters, whether it be in a family or business. Is it you or your wife?  Of the two people in relation, the one who makes all the decisions is referred to in English as the person “wears the trousers/pants.”

1.It’s always my wife who wears the trousers in my family.
2.As for as business is concerned, my partner always wears the pants.

If you discover someone unexpectedly in a place especially when they are doing something secretly, you may (carefully!?) try the expression “catch somebody with their trousers/pants down”. This is somewhat equal to “catch someone red-handed".However the former is something happened by chance whereas the latter may be a planned one.

1.I caught Suresh with his pants down when he was copying files from my computer.
2.She caught the boy with his pants down while running away from the orchard.

There is also another expression “to have ants in your pants" that means that you are very much excited or impatient about something.

1.Why do you have ants in your pants? What happened?
2.Just by seeing his face, I understood he had ants in his pants.

N.B. Some people may find these expressions disapproving and impolite. They are likely to result in misconception as well.   Therefore use them cautiously, especially jokingly or informally.

(Salesman: Let me talk to the one who wears pants in your family.

Husband: Of course, everyone here wears pants and who do want to see?

Salesman: ………….?!)

Saturday, 22 April 2017

Wanna know about gonna and gotta?

Today’s English
April 23rd, 2017

Wanna, gonna and gotta are frequently used in spoken and informal English, especially in American English.  If you watch any recent Hollywood movie or chat with foreigners online, you will be surprised to see their repeated use of these words. This kind of usage is called assimilation in which two or more spoken words “run in together”. Wanna understand how foreigners talk? Wanna speak like an American? Wanna know the uses of wanna and gonna?

1.Wanna means “want to", “want (a)" and “do you want a/an"

They wanna cancel the programme. (They want to….)
I wanna go home. I wanna see that.(I want to…)
He wanna be my boyfriend. (He wants to be…)
I wanna chat. (I want a chat/ I want to chat)
I know, you wanna charger. (You want a ..)
Wanna see that? ( Do you want to see that?)

2.Gonna means “going to"

She’s gonna resign her job.(She is going to….)
I’m gonna tell you the secret. (I’m going to..)
Our team is gonna win the match. (Our team is going to…)

3.Gotta = “have got to" “have to" and “have got a"

I gotta a chance to talk to her. (I have got a chance…)
I gotta go now. (I have to go now.)
Gotta mail from him? (Have you got a mail from him?)

(Do you know? : Wanna, gonna and gotta are making their way into literature, songs, films, etc. and almost all professors and college students exploit them to a great deal but OALD names them “non-standard” and merriam webster collegiate dictionary refuses to acknowledge their existence. (A logical question: What’s the use of dictionary if it is adamant like a puritan and doesn’t help identify and use “commonly and frequently used words in English”?)









Friday, 21 April 2017

Why do you often go bananas?

Today’s English
April 22nd, 2017

Banana, biscuit and carrot are not what they are when you use them as idiomatic expressions.  Whenever you are very angry, crazy, excited or silly, it means that you go bananas.

1. Did you see? After assuming this post, he often goes bananas.
2. Whatever happens, she would never go bananas.

“Take the biscuit” doesn’t mean that it is an offer by someone to have the biscuit.  If something is the most annoying or irritating thing you have ever experienced, you can refer to that as something that “takes the biscuit".

1. He was quiet even after that incident that took the biscuit.
2. What takes the biscuit is his repeated call when I’m busy.

To make someone work harder or to achieve what you want, you may announce a reward to motivate them or a punishment if they do not work.  This approach is called the carrot and stick method in English. 

1. Our principal has the carrot and stick approach and keeps everyone under his  perfect control.
2. Many parents use the carrot and stick method to discipline their children.

Do you know? : Researchers have found that eating bananas can cheer up a person since the fruit has amino acid, tryptophan plus vitamin B6 that together make the body produce serotonin (important one to alleviate mental depression).  This may be the reason why “go bananas” expression came into use.

Thursday, 20 April 2017

Common Pronunciation Errors With “R"

Today’s English
April 21st, 2017

Indian speakers of English often commit mistakes in pronouncing words with the letter “r".  For example, when they speak or read the words -party and park, they pronounce the r sound in these words, but it should not be. Since the words with the letter “r" are many, their pronunciation errors are also many.  To avoid such mistakes, they can remember the following three simple rules of “r".

1. The letter “r" should not be pronounced in any word if it is followed by a consonant.  Read the following twenty words aloud keeping “r" sound silent and know how you can avoid mistakes in other such words:

Darkness, sharp, work, Mark, bird, start, Martin, morning, farmer, reverse, service, earth, corps, garden, warden, horse, purse, nurse, board and orphan
Note: If “rr" and “ry” occur in any word, “r" should be pronounced. (Sorry, carry, Lorry, worry, etc.)

2. The letter “r" must be pronounced if it is followed by a vowel:
Orange, road, broad, rose, brisk, bricks, critical, driver, prize and Christ

3. The letter “r" at the end of any English word should not be pronounced.  Read the following twenty words by making “r" silent.
Car, teacher, lecturer, waiter, worker, daughter, father, mother, brother, bother, war, bar, ear, fear, gear, joker, killer, minister, writer and attender

Don’t forget: The above rule number 3 is applicable if any such words are said alone or come at the end of a sentence. The letter “r" at the end of a word is pronounced in only one place – if the following word starts with a vowel.

1. Where is your car? (R is silent in “car" and “your")
2. This car is so expensive. (R is not silent in “car" since it is followed by a word with vowel in the beginning – “is")

“Mend your speech a little lest you may mar your fortunes.” – King Lear to Cordelia in “King Lear", William Shakespeare

Wednesday, 19 April 2017

Which word – let, permit, allow, authorise or license?

Today’s English
April 20th, 2017

All these words are verbs and have the meaning of allowing someone to do something but the following points are to be remembered while using these words in speech and writing:

1.Permit is more formal than allow that is more formal than let.  In spoken English, let is more frequently used than the other two. Let can be used for making suggestion, request, challenge and offering help but the other two are not used in this way:

Let’s have a cup of coffee. (Suggestion)
Let me use your pen for a moment. (Request)
Let me carry your bag. (Offering help)
Let him try if he can beat me in the final.(challenge)
Let her join our team. (Giving permission)
You are not permitted to bring mobile phone to the exam hall.
Her parents allowed her to work at night shift.

2.To is used after permit, allow, license and authorise but not after let
I allowed him to go early. I let him go early.

3.Except let, all others can be used in passive voice.
He was permitted to pay the dues on installments. (Let cannot be used in passive)

4.Authorise means to officially permit someone to do something on your behalf. It is more formal than permit and has restricted usage.

I authorized him to receive my remuneration.
She was authorized to act as manager in his absence.

5.License is more formal than authorise and is used only to refer to legal permission by govt bodies.
The company was licensed to sell drugs.
You are not licensed to drive a car. Why do you risk yourself?

(Wife: Let’s go to Lalitha jewellery.

Husband: No. I can’t allow you purchase jewels twice in a year.

Wife: I want…today itself...

Husband: (slapping) Are you mad?

Wife : How dare you to slap me? Do you thing you are licensed to beat me by marriage?

Husband: No,  I’m authorized by your father. Whenever you go mad…

Wife:……..?!)

Tuesday, 18 April 2017

Don’t speak when you have to talk.

Today’s English
April 19th, 2017

When we convey something to someone, we use words such as say, tell, speak and talk. Though they are interchangeable to some extent, they have remarkable differences.

1. Say versus tell

When we use “say", what is conveyed is more important than to whom it is told. If you feel that the matter conveyed is important, use “say” and if the person to whom it is conveyed is important, use “tell".

He said that he was on leave for three days. (The matter is important)
Don’t say: He told that he was on leave for three days.

He told her father about her problem. (to whom it is reported is important)
Don’t say: He said to her father about her problem.

The preposition and object next to these verbs are also of great concern. Say doesn’t require an object and if you use a personal object, then “to" is compulsory. But tell requires an object and “to" should not be used immediately after the verb:

He said to her that he was not at home yesterday. (preposition is compulsory)
Wrong usage: He said her that he was not at home yesterday.

He told her what he can do for her.
Wrong usage: He told what he can do for her. / he told to her what he can do for her.



N.B.  That is omitted in spoken English when you use “say" (He said he was busy).  Say is mostly used in reported speech and less common than tell in spoken English.

2. Speak versus talk

Speak refers to one way communication whereas talk is used in two way communication.  Use speak when the listener’s opinion is not required and use talk when sharing of ideas and opinions are necessary. Speak is formal but talk is informal.

The manager will speak to them about the new schemes. (Formal)
Don’t say: The manager will talk to them…

They talked about the new cinema for many hours. (Informal)
Don’t say: They spoke about the new cinema….

You can speak a language but cannot talk a language.  In the case of using language, talk shouldn’t be used:


He speaks Hindi fluently.
Which language do you speak at home?  (Here talk cannot be used)

“When I get ready to talk to people, I spend two thirds of the time thinking what they want to hear and one third thinking about what I want to say.”
Abraham Lincoln

Monday, 17 April 2017

Have you ever heard about a disco nap?

Today’s English
April 18th, 2017

It’s not something, as you may guess, dancing while sleeping or sleeping while dancing.  The phrase “disco nap" simply means a short sleep just before going out in the evening. A catnap also means a short sleep but it may be at any time. See the difference:

1. I had a disco nap and got ready for the evening party.
2. I had a catnap during my travel and refreshed myself.

In modern English, if you want to say that somebody is sleeping, the word “asleep" is used more frequently than “sleeping".

1. She was sleeping while I reached home. (Less common)
2. She was asleep while I reached home. (more common)

If somebody is sleeping on sofa, bench, etc. especially during the day use the words snooze, nap or doze, not sleep.
1. The student I mentioned was dozing/snoozing on the bench during the exam.
2. She felt a little tired and started snoozing on the sofa.

You don’t hurt anyone if you say that somebody is sleeping like a dog that just means “sleeping well for a long period".  If you could not sleep at all, you can try the expression “not get/have a wink of sleep" or “not sleep a wink".  You also toss and turn all night worrying about something, if you move around the bed a lot.
1. Why don’t you attend my call? Sorry, I felt dog-tired and slept like a dog.
2. I couldn’t have a wink of sleep because of the drilling sound heard nearby.
3. I was disturbed by the new problem and didn’t sleep a wink.
4. She was tossing and turning in bed disturbed by thousand and one things.

(Do you remember that somnambulist is a person who walks in sleep, suffering from insomnia and Shakespeare has successfully made use of this concept in his drama “Macbeth” through the character Lady Mabeth?)

Sunday, 16 April 2017

The known and the unknown

Today’s English
April 17th, 2017

Many English words that we already know and use in our day-to-day life in one meaning surprisingly have the meaning that we scarcely know.  Let’s see few of them here.

1.Pen
The known: A writing instrument
The unknown: A farm
Children are so excited to see the animals in the pen.

2.English rose
The known : English, a language and rose, a flower
The unknown: Any beautiful lady with fair skin, looking like an English woman
She, being an English rose, attracted everyone there in the function.

3.Beefcake
The known : beef, meat from cattle and cake, a baked sweet dissert
The unknown: An attractive  man with big muscles
The villain was a beefcake and looked more attractive than the hero.

4.Ball
The known : that which is used in games
The unknown: A big formal party with dancing
I enjoyed the ball very much.

5.Flame
The known : the visible part of fire
The unknown: An angry or insulting message sent on Whatsapp, Facebook or the internet
He sent me a flame and I unfriended him.

“There are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns- the ones we don't know we don't know.”
- Donald Rumsfeld, the 13th Secretary of Defence, America

Saturday, 15 April 2017

Are you a person with a silver tongue?

Today’s English
April 16th, 2017

If you really have the skill to persuade someone to do what you want, you are having a silver tongue.  Anyone with such a skill can be called as a silver-tongued one. (Used as adjective)

1. She has the silver tongue to change his mind.
2. Great leaders are often silver-tongued and they know how to talk.

Other useful expressions with “tongue”:

1. Bite your tongue = try to control yourself when you are about to tell something
Why do you bite your tongue? Tell me what happened.
Somehow she managed to bite her tongue and didn’t tell his name.

2. To have loose tongue= to talk too much about private affairs
Beware of telling this matter to her. She has the loose tongue.
Don’t say anything to her. She has the loose tongue.

3. A slip of the tongue = a small mistake in what you say
Sorry, I said “leaf" not leap, just a slip of the tongue.
Suppose the mistake is in writing, you can say, “a slip of the pen".

4. On the tip of your tongue = You know a name or word but you couldn’t remember now
Do you know where he works? Yes, but only on the tip of  my tongue now.

5. Tongue-tied = Not able to speak due to shyness or nervousness
She was tongue-tied in the interview and couldn’t answer many questions.
Did you propose your love? Sorry, I’m tongue-tied whenever I’m near him.

“Words can be medicines; they can also be poisons. Words can heal; they can also kill... Let us not abuse our words. It's a misuse of the tongue!”
- Israelmore Ayivor

Friday, 14 April 2017

Can who replace whom?

Today’s English
April 15th, 2017

Some people who strictly follow formal English grammar even in speech are shocked to see the use of “who” in the place of “whom”.  Let’s see the differences:

1.Who versus whom
Who is the subject of a sentence whereas whom is the object.
Who sent you such a mail? (Who as a Subject)
Whom did you call for help? (Whom as an object)

2.Modern English prefers “Who” to “whom” especially in spoken English
It’s widely accepted in today’s English by modern grammarians and authentic dictionaries such as Cambridge and Oxford that “who” can be used instead of “whom”

Whom did you meet yesterday?  (Very formal and not normal in modern English)

Who did you meet yesterday? (Informal and very common in modern English)

To whom did you give the book? (Rarely used by modern English speakers)
Who did you give the book to? (Modern usage)

For whom are you waiting? (Rarely used nowadays)
Who are you waiting for? (Modern English)

3.Who or whom can be used or omitted only in defining relative clause, never in non-defining relative clause:

The teacher (who) I met yesterday is doing Ph.d. (whom is avoided in spoken English)

Mr.Karthick,whom/who everyone knows here very well is actually my relative. (Here who or whom cannot be omitted).

“The old order changeth yielding place to new And God fulfills himself in many ways Lest one good custom should corrupt the world.” -Alfred Tennyson, “Idylls of the King"

Thursday, 13 April 2017

Are you brilliant, clever, wise or intelligent?

Today’s English
April 14th, 2017

Cleverness:
If you apply your sudden creative idea in a situation especially to achieve your desired end, you are clever. A jackal that asks a crow to sing a song so that the vadai will fall down from its mouth is clever whether it is successful or not.  The crow that keeps the vadai under its claws and sings a song is cleverer than the jackal, isn’t it? 

Brilliance:
Brilliance refers to expressing your creative idea sharply, quickly, spontaneously to solve a problem or answer a difficult question. “Clever” in some applications includes the meaning - cunning use of idea to cheat others or to create a problem but “brilliant” doesn’t imply any such cunning nature and it tries to solve a problem rather than creating it.  Brilliance is as innocent as a child whereas cleverness is as cunning as politicians.

Intelligence:
Intelligence, cleverness and brilliance all represent mental abilities or capacities  to respond to a situation.  But the first one is manifestation of still higher mental capacity than the other two.  Intelligence means your capacity to “learning, analysing, reasoning  a logical way and understanding.”  It develops or can be developed year by year by study.  It’s your treasure house of mental abilities and knowledge accumulated through years, not a timely wit or creative idea in the case of brilliance and cleverness. It can be measured by a test – I.Q (intelligence quotient).  A student who is good at learning and understanding is an intelligent student who may not be brilliant or clever with creative ideas.

Wisdom:
You are wise if you have enough knowledge and experience to make sensible decisions, useful suggestions or solutions. You cannot say that a child or student is wise since he or she is only at the growing and learning stage.  So it is generally used with experienced, aged people or sages.

Genius:
An unusual, exceptional or extraordinary intelligence, skill and artistic ability is called genius. Great poets, writers, scientists and artists have it. So don’t use it to refer to ordinary people who may have brilliance, cleverness, intelligence or even wisdom. Shakespeare is a genius because he has this unusual, exceptional and extraordinary intelligence in understanding human life and the spontaneity to express it in writing.

(Wife : You are a genius.

Husband: Something is wrong. Do you want a new sari?

Wife: See… you are intelligent. You quickly understand everything.

Husband: Enough of your ice! But don’t go for silk sari. You look smart in cotton saris and it’s good for summer too.

Wife: See…you are clever and wise. You want to save money and cheat me and at the same time gives me a good choice. But I want only silk sari, that too in 10000 rupees. It’s just for yours. You know, your sister’s wedding is in couple of months… Please say O.K. dear…

Husband: You are really brilliant.)

Wednesday, 12 April 2017

Beware of Slang

Today’s English
April 13th, 2017

“Slang" generally refers to informal words and phrases used in a particular context by particular class of people. Though slang is used mostly by native speakers of English and often considered to be offensive and dangerous, the non-native speakers of English need to know the meaning so that they can at least understand if those words are found in the book they read or the movie they watch.  Slang is too hot to handle, so just know the meaning and don’t risk yourself by using them. Slang is of three kinds – offensive words, vulgar words (more offensive) and taboo words (the most offensive). Words from 1 to 13 belong to the first category, 14 to 17, the second and the rest the third.

1. Airhead – a silly or stupid person
2. Geezer – an old person
3. Piss off! – go away!
4. Yankee – an American
5. Shit – an exclamation showing frustration, anger
6. Hooker – a female prostitute
7. Bullshit – nonsense
8. Bloody – used to offensively criticize
9. Damn – an expression of anger
10. Shithole – an extremely dirty place
11. Cock-up – a big mistake, anything done very badly
12. Smart-ass – an annoying person showing so-called cleverness
13. Tight-ass- a miser
14. Crab – faeces
15. Tits – woman’s breasts
16. Piss – to urinate
17. Whore – a female prostitute
18. Kike – the most offensive word for a Jew
19. Wop – the most offensive word for an Italian
20. Cunt – the most offensive word for a fool(

(Do you know that the oxford dictionary of modern slang lists as much as 6000 slang words that have to be carefully used in day-to-day speech?)